If I was a magical girl I would be the obnoxious asshole who snapchats her friends pictures from the battle
"aw shit LOOKIT the size of this JACKASS"
"destroyed a building lol"
"*selfie posing with my weapon*"
"guess who got another magical token bitches a hundred motherfuckers can’t tell me nothin"
remember that time we started to read lord of the flies in english and my teacher decided that i look like jack merridew
because i sure do and i still get called “jackie”
chapter eight more like
in which ralph and jack have a dramatic breakup and simon is tripping hardcore